Everyone congratulate Brittany Fields! She just found herself a job as a golf caddy — yup, that’s the Slacker track! (Each house gets a different daily paper, you see. Just another perk of the whole Time Warp phenomenon…)
Now this picture shows how much Devon Carson loves his wife. See, he had made her some toaster pastries for breakfast, but after she ate them, her stomach felt a little queasy. She barely made it to the bathroom before heaving breakfast into the toilet. She stood, wiped her mouth off, and promptly keeled over to heave again. Hoping against hope that her husband hadn’t poisoned her, she slipped into the tub to wash off any remaining particles of… let’s just say her “sick”…
Darling Devon, of course, being the loving husband he is, takes it upon himself to clean the horrible mess of a toilet as she bathes. His name shouldn’t be Devon — it should be Devotion!
Victoria Davis, awake and refreshed after a good night’s sleep, heads off to be a Test Subject while Kevin Taylor — who is supposed to go with her — continues to doze. If only he had gone up to bed instead of sleeping down on the hard bench, he might not be about to miss work!
Yes, friends and neighbors… from this perspective, the township of Sim Valley looks peaceful and serene. If it were a lake, the surface would be mirror-smooth, and you would never know that underneath it all was a maelstrom of activity.